I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
