what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
