I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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