i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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