And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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