Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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