Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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