The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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