So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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