He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
