Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I party with great urgency now.
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