Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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