i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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