VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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