your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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