he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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