i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Quick, to the slutcave!
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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