dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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