I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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