dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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