I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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