im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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