Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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