In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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