How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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