wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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