I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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