I'm laying in your front yard are you home
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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