Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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