After last night, I could never be a politician.
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I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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