Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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