He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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