we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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