Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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