My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Can you bring me the toilet please
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
pray to the hookup gods
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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