I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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