whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I did not marry a roomba.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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