your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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