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Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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