i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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