Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize