his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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