Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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