How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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