I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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