so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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