I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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