chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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