I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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