i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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