Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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