haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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