Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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