Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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