i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
