I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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