Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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