is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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